Femme Gaydar! The Definitive Guide for Lesbians

Women are difficult to read. So just accept the idea that no one will ever know if that attractive woman you have had your eye on at work (you know, the one with the short fingernails) is actually a lesbian! And move on with your life! 

Okay, just kidding. I know you are still curious about her, so here are the Top 8 SURE Signs That She Is a Femme Lesbian (Maybe)

1. Her walk, play close attention. It's all in the walk.
2. She is very attractive and personable but doesn't have a boyfriend.
3. Short finger nails.
4. She doesn't check men out. She might flirt with them, but she won't check out their body when they walk away.
5. You will sometimes catch her checking out other women.
6. She played softball, basketball or soccer in school.
7. She uses the word "person" and not "he/him" when talking about a current or past relationship.
8. You get a vibe.

Advanced Technique (The L Word - Gay Test):

Another approach is to enlist the help of your friends. However be prepared for them to be super obvious about what they are up to. And to thoroughly embarrass you (this is unavoidable).

YOU WILL NEED..

To bring 4 friends: 1 to take notes. 2 to PDA in front of her. And get your most irresistible and obviously gay friend to hit on her. They should all take note of the following when they arrive.
-Her Walk
-Her Shoes
-Style of clothing and earrings (Note: hoops are hard to read)
-Her reaction to 2 hot lesbians making out at her workplace
-The way she wields her tool (i.e. chopping knife if she is a chef)
-The way she responds to being hit on by a lesbian

The L Word Gay Test

Do you have super gaydar. If so, how do you know for SURE when a woman is gay?

Are you a femme lesbian? Share your tells by commenting below..